After studying toads in a dry lake bed in Italy, a British doctoral candidate discovered that toad behavior may be an indicator of earthquakes. What do you think?
"Well, they certainly seem to have difficulty predicting when my car hits them."Jasmine Wray
"Additionally, when one measures how deeply they're embedded into trees, toads can be a great indicator of tornado wind speed."Martin Halliwell
Public Improvement Inspector
"Why do we need toads to warn us when we can just prevent God's wrathful earthquakes by rejecting basic civil rights for homosexuals? Or is that hurricanes?"Hank Miller