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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Tobacco-Addiction Center Found

Scientists have located the part of the brain linked to cigarette addiction. What do you think?
  • "What a great day for humanity. Pretty soon, none of our shitty behavior will be our fault."

    Arthur Quigle Scrap-Yard Worker
  • "If it's the brain that's responsible and not the nicotine, we all have some major-tobacco-company apologizing to do."

    Lacey Janson Pilot
  • "Great! So could you hit that part with a board or pipe for me? Because I'm really needing a fix right now."

    Omar Abbas Construction Worker

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