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KFC Purges Trans Fats

Fried-chicken chain KFC announced that they would change their cooking process to reduce trans-fats. What do you think?

Nuclear Plants Left Vulnerable

Federal regulators rejected nuclear policy group requests to increase security at California nuclear power plants, protecting them from aerial...
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FIFA Frantically Announces 2015 Summer World Cup In United States

ZURICH—After the Justice Department indicted numerous executives from world soccer’s governing body on charges of corruption and bribery, frantic and visibly nervous officials from FIFA held an impromptu press conference Wednesday to announce that the United States has been selected to host this summer’s 2015 World Cup.

Tobacco-Addiction Center Found

Scientists have located the part of the brain linked to cigarette addiction. What do you think?
  • "What a great day for humanity. Pretty soon, none of our shitty behavior will be our fault."

    Arthur Quigle
    Scrap-Yard Worker
  • "If it's the brain that's responsible and not the nicotine, we all have some major-tobacco-company apologizing to do."

    Lacey Janson
    Pilot
  • "Great! So could you hit that part with a board or pipe for me? Because I'm really needing a fix right now."

    Omar Abbas
    Construction Worker
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