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Tom DeLay Resigns

Amidst mounting accusations and criminal charges of ethics violations, former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay announced yesterday that he is resigning from his post. What do you think?
  • "What does this man have to look forward to? Some multimillion-dollar consulting position at a mega-corporation? I hope he's on suicide watch."

    Amanda Marcotte
    Systems Analyst
  • "I don't know how Democrats will fail to capitalize on this GOP debacle, but I'm sure they'll find a way."

    Moulitsas Zíniga
    Produce Vendor
  • "Termites, rodents, and ants beware: Your 20-year free pass is over."

    John Amato
    Dietician
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