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Tom DeLay Resigns

Amidst mounting accusations and criminal charges of ethics violations, former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay announced yesterday that he is resigning from his post. What do you think?
  • "What does this man have to look forward to? Some multimillion-dollar consulting position at a mega-corporation? I hope he's on suicide watch."

    Amanda Marcotte Systems Analyst
  • "I don't know how Democrats will fail to capitalize on this GOP debacle, but I'm sure they'll find a way."

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