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Tom DeLay Steps Down

Rep. Tom DeLay (R-TX) was recently indicted on charges of conspiracy in a campaign-financing scheme, and forced to temporarily step down as House majority leader. What do you think?
  • "They'll never make those charges stick! No jail can hold Tom DeLay!"

    Todd Eldridge Painter
  • "My prayers are with the poor, leaderless House Republican majority tonight."

    Andy Rocco Chef
  • "I don't want to jump to conclusions here, but it seems like absolute power might have some effect on people."

    Kathy Ross Seamstress

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