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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Tom Hanks Has Diabetes

In an interview on the Late Show Monday, Oscar winner Tom Hanks told David Letterman that he suffers from Type 2 diabetes, saying that he’s experienced symptoms of the disease for 20 years. What do you think?

  • “The Bosom Buddies guy?”

    Alexis Armus Unemployed
  • “Now I’ll look like a heartless jerk if I don’t go see Captain Phillips.”

    Rich Giancaterino Personnel Clerk
  • “We’ll miss you, Tom Hanks.”

    Dennis Solomon Tape Coater

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