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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Tom Hanks Has Diabetes

In an interview on the Late Show Monday, Oscar winner Tom Hanks told David Letterman that he suffers from Type 2 diabetes, saying that he’s experienced symptoms of the disease for 20 years. What do you think?

  • “The Bosom Buddies guy?”

    Alexis Armus Unemployed
  • “Now I’ll look like a heartless jerk if I don’t go see Captain Phillips.”

    Rich Giancaterino Personnel Clerk
  • “We’ll miss you, Tom Hanks.”

    Dennis Solomon Tape Coater

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