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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Tom Hiddleston Apologizes For Golden Globes Speech

After his Golden Globes acceptance speech was criticized for its latent insult to the people of South Sudan, actor Tom Hiddleston has publicly apologized, saying he meant to praise rather than marginalize them. What do you think?

  • “Okay, now it’s the South Sudanese people’s turn to apologize.”

    Betty Nalon Marinade Expert
  • “I didn’t watch, but I’ll start hating him if you tell me to.”

    Justin Potacki Gutter Painter
  • “This is what we get for demanding that performers improvise their speeches rather than preparing them beforehand.”

    Richie Greene Nutrition Enforcer

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