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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Tom Of MySpace Gone?

Breaking with years of tradition, MySpace no longer automatically adds company cofounder and former president Tom Anderson as the first friend of every new user who signs up for the social networking site. What do you think?
  • "I'm embarrassed to say that, although we've been MySpace friends for years, I hardly know the guy."

    Jamie Harris Babbitter
  • "He's learned the hard way about loving too much."

    George McCarthy Crate Builder
  • "Well, that's a shame. I'll never forget the feeling I got when I immediately deleted him."

    Melissa Payne Manugrapher
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