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Tom Snyder Dead At 71

Late night talk-show host Tom Snyder died Sunday after a long battle with leukemia. What do you think?
  • "It's not inconceivable that, even in this state, he could get another show."

    Ben Weissman
    Grocer
  • "He'll be missed. He had that unique quality where no matter how much he knew about the people he was interviewing, he still sounded dated and out of touch."

    Robert Green
    Safety Inspector
  • "I'll miss his boisterous laugh. It always woke me up when I had fallen asleep on the couch."

    Ellen Clarke
    Product Tester

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