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With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Tom Snyder Dead At 71

Late night talk-show host Tom Snyder died Sunday after a long battle with leukemia. What do you think?
  • "It's not inconceivable that, even in this state, he could get another show."

    Ben Weissman Grocer
  • "He'll be missed. He had that unique quality where no matter how much he knew about the people he was interviewing, he still sounded dated and out of touch."

    Robert Green Safety Inspector
  • "I'll miss his boisterous laugh. It always woke me up when I had fallen asleep on the couch."

    Ellen Clarke Product Tester

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