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TomKitten's Silent Birth

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter Suri was born Tuesday under Scientology's strict "silent birth" guidelines. What do you think?
  • "I read that the only sound allowed in the delivery room was the Cocktail soundtrack, on constant loop."

    Veronica Miller
    Senior Account Executive
  • "This 'silent birth' will seem like nothing compared to the 'silent post-partum depression' she'll go through for the next 10 months."

    Josh McCulloch
    Optician
  • "That's great that the baby wasn't psychologically scarred. Now what about those of us who endured the press coverage?"

    Ashleigh McKinney
    Research Librarian
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