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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Tonight Show Features Live Ad

Tuesday's broadcast of The Tonight Show included a live commercial, its first since 1995. What do you think?
  • "It's amazing how TiVo has revolutionized the way we avoid watching commercials. Can you believe I actually used to go to the bathroom?"

    Gretchen Eiger Animal Rights Advocate
  • "That certainly is an innovative new approach to advertising in the TiVo era, but even more amazing than that is Pepcid AC. Did you know that you can take Pepcid AC up to an hour before you eat to prevent heartburn?"

    Alex DuBrow Steam Fitter
  • "Finally, something fresh on Leno."

    Bruce Luxembourg Laser Eye Surgeon

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