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Top Mexican Drug Lord Captured

The kingpin of the extremely brutal Zetas drug cartel, Miguel Angel Trevino Morales, known as Z-40, was captured by Mexican Marines while traveling in a pickup truck containing $2 million in cash as well as his bodyguard and personal accountant. What do you think?

  • “Thank God the drug war is finally over.”

    Chip Diffenderfer
    Unemployed
  • “I hope no one rises up to take his place.”

    Heather Garcia
    Cabinet Maker
  • “Z-40 is a cool name.”

    Wayne Gomes
    Rose Grower
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