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Top-Selling iTunes App Pulled After 3 Days

Just days after launching Peace, a paid ad-blocking app that quickly became a beloved top seller, developer Marco Arment pulled the product and offered a refund to customers, citing a crisis of conscience about hurting businesses that depend on ad revenue. What do you think?

  • “He’s right. As consumers, we have a moral obligation to those whose job it is to keep us from reading the news.”

    Sharon Delcanto Parade Float Driver
  • “But profiting from the financial ruin of fellow businesses is the American dream.”

    Monty McLeod Unemployed
  • “The only thing close to a proper apology would be a new app that provides extra advertising.”

    Will Mullen Experimental Dentist

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