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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Top-Selling iTunes App Pulled After 3 Days

Just days after launching Peace, a paid ad-blocking app that quickly became a beloved top seller, developer Marco Arment pulled the product and offered a refund to customers, citing a crisis of conscience about hurting businesses that depend on ad revenue. What do you think?

  • “He’s right. As consumers, we have a moral obligation to those whose job it is to keep us from reading the news.”

    Sharon Delcanto Parade Float Driver
  • “But profiting from the financial ruin of fellow businesses is the American dream.”

    Monty McLeod Unemployed
  • “The only thing close to a proper apology would be a new app that provides extra advertising.”

    Will Mullen Experimental Dentist
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