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Toronto Mayor Admits Smoking Crack On Video

Following more than five months of allegations, embattled Toronto mayor Rob Ford finally admitted this week that he smoked crack cocaine after police confirmed they had video evidence showing the mayor engaging in such behavior. What do you think?

  • “Look, if you had a full day of ribbon-cutting ceremonies, you’d want to take the edge off too.”

    Graham Croft
    Racehorse Trainer
  • “It’s a tough call. On one hand, videotaping yourself smoking crack could get you in trouble. On the other, you want to preserve the moment forever.”

    Simon Bird
    Sewage Plant Operator
  • “In case I ever run for office, I want to come clean now that I smoke crack regularly.”

    Liz Abbott
    Systems Analyst