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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Tougher Bankruptcy Laws

Last week, the Senate made moves toward approving pro-business legislation that will make it harder for individuals to file for bankruptcy. What do you think?
  • "This is a victory for good, hard-working, God-fearing credit-card companies everywhere. Dry your eyes, Citibank, help is on the way!"

    Kim Emerson Systems Analyst
  • "Well, there goes my foolproof get-bankrupt-quick scheme."

    Javier Burris Cashier
  • "I guess my only hope for ever getting out of debt is declaring myself a business. Hey everyone! Shares in DougCo are trading at an all-time low."

    Doug Schaulsberg Ranger
  • "Look! I caught another middle-class guy! Here, hold his arms behind his back while I gut-punch him!"

    Arnold Kaufman Lawyer
  • "Ever since reading Charles Dickens as a child, I've felt that debtors' prisons had a romantic feel about them. Let's bring those back."

    Christian Irwin CEO
  • "If this doesn't teach Americans not to have medical emergencies or get laid off, I don't know what will."

    Stacy Goff Environmentalist
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