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Tourist Ban In Dutch Pot Cafés Upheld

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Tourist Ban In Dutch Pot Cafés Upheld

A law prohibiting everyone but Dutch natives and permanent residents from visiting marijuana cafes was upheld in court last week. What do you think?

  • "Wow, they must have a lot of faith in their tourism board’s ability to talk up soused herring."

    Vincent Yuste
    Wort Extractor
  • "Great. Now what the hell am I supposed to do with my early 20s?"

    Giulia Burgess
    Tone Artist
  • "That’s okay. I find it’s best to stay sober and alert while visiting Amsterdam so that you can find the best prostitutes."

    Craig Banks
    Pest-Control Pilot

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