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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Town Fines For Public Cursing

The town of Middleborough, MA voted to impose a $20 fine on anyone using obscene language in public. What do you think?

  • "Like I've always said: Someday, only the rich will swear."

    Albert Lehman Marquetry Worker
  • “Why not just install some giant bleep machines all around town that go off really loudly anytime someone curses?"

    Raul Gillette Granulator Tender
  • "Good thing I've been working on my obscene pantomimes."

    Monica Daskawisz Unemployed

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