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Town Seeks To Criminalize Walking And Biking

Officials in the town of Hull, WI are considering an ordinance requiring walkers and cyclists on certain roads to register their trips in advance. What do you think?

  • "I like the safety and convenience of being chauffeured by helicopter as much as the next guy, but sometimes it’s nice to just stretch your legs a bit."

    Nick Randall Mortgage Loan Processor
  • "Well, that’s some good news. I’ve been getting pretty tired of all the damn pedihooliganism around here."

    Craig Harvey Fruit Cutter
  • "It's a way to solve the ongoing mystery of people who walk along the shoulders of highways. Really, why are they there? Where do they come from? Where are they going?"

    Beth Salomon Cathode Maker

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