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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Toyota Issues Its Largest-Ever Recall

Toyota has recalled 7.4 million automobiles worldwide, including 2.5 million in the United States, amid reports that a malfunctioning power-window switch had been linked to more than 160 instances of fire and smoke emanating from car doors. What do you think?

  • “Lucky. When will somebody recall my 1998 Crown Victoria? It’s a piece of shit.”

    Henrietta Worrall-Jacobson Knitting Instructor
  • “Unbelievable. You’d think people would just be thankful that Toyota went out of its way to make cars for them, but instead there’s all this ungracious nitpicking.”

    Derek Monzani Produce Weigher
  • “Whoa, cool! Where can I pick up one of these smokin’ hot new cars?”

    Kiran Schubert Hotel Desk Clerk

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