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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Train Safety Called Into Question

Following this weekend’s deadly train derailment in the Bronx, commuters around the nation have been left wondering if traveling by rail is still a safe transportation option. What do you think?

  • “All of this really makes you think. Technically, everything does.”

    Jessica Davey Art Student
  • “Look, mack, I’ve got to catch that 4:50 to Topeka or my goose is cooked. No two ways about it.”

    Martin Branch Security Analyst
  • “Safety good.”

    Eric Powell Hedge Trimmer

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