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With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Travelers Against Body Scanners

The TSA has met with a great deal of resistance over the invasiveness of its new body-scanning technology in airports. What do you think?

  • "If you don't want a bunch of strangers looking at you naked, then what the hell are you doing flying on an airplane?"

    Anne Burdick Systems Analyst
  • "I just lost twenty pounds. Have fun jacking off to the new me."

    Perry Garcia Home Health Aide
  • "At the very least, they should stop trying to sell you a printed photo of your body-scan for $20 as soon as you step out of the machine."

    Larry Vuaghan Library Clerk
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