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WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

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Treasury Secretary Reneges On Plan To Put Harriet Tubman On $20 Bill

Trump Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin has refused to say whether he’ll follow through on the Obama administration’s 2016 plan to put Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill. What do you think?

  • “Does Trump not realize how going along with this one thing could give him the cover to do way more consequential racist stuff?”

    Rebecca Parnes Wax Sculptor
  • “To be fair, she did abscond with the legal property of a lot of American citizens.”

    Jake Thiesen Bone Appraiser
  • “After so many years, isn’t it finally time we continue to honor whites?”

    Ben Tibesar Unemployed

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