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SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Tribeca Pulls Anti-Vaccine Film

One day after defending the screening of Andrew Wakefield’s controversial anti-vaccination film Vaxxed by saying it would promote conversation, Tribeca Film Festival cofounder Robert De Niro has announced that the film was being pulled from the festival. What do you think?

  • “What a relief. I can’t stand documentaries!”

    Harrison Vonn Paper Perforator
  • “You don’t need to screen an anti-vaxxer film at your festival to start a conversation about why it shouldn’t be there.”

    Geoff Tunney Lid Tightener
  • “There’s always Cannes.”

    Jocelyn Werner Vest Tailor

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