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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Troops To Darfur

The United Nations is being called on to send peacekeeping forces to keep peace and prevent the genocide in Darfur. What do you think?
  • "Seems like a clear-cut case of favoritism to me. Isn't Kofi Annan from some place in Africa, too?"

    Ellie Jurgenson Manicurist
  • "Tough to see this glass as half-full but, with all the strife on that continent, another "Live Aid" is a real possibility."

    Kevin Macon Beer Vendor
  • "I will lose all respect for the Sudanese refugees if they fail to ask tough questions about the food-for-oil scandal before accepting aid."

    Bran Jefferson Line Cook

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