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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Truck Drivers Barred From Texting

The U.S. government will no longer allow drivers of large trucks and buses to text while they are driving. What do you think?
  • "Texting and driving is irresponsible, but it probably gets pretty lonely out there on the road. Hey! Someone should write a song about that!"

    Kathleen Hulka Systems Analyst
  • "With this ban in place, there's pretty much nothing to do while driving but daydream and rear-end the car in front of you."

    Lyle Gorch Driveway Blacktopper
  • "Aw, shucks. But sometimes you just want to send out a quick 'breaker breaker one-nine' to your buddies without starting up a whole long CB conversation."

    Arch Harris Truck Driver

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