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'True Blood' Renewed

HBO announced that it is renewing the vampire drama True Blood for a fourth season. What do you think?

  • "Great, now I'll have to keep sleeping with that scumbag across the hall who has HBO."

    Danielle McGee Systems Analyst
  • "If only Béla Lugosi had lived to be 127, he'd be the biggest star in the world right now."

    Hugh Green Flagger
  • "I don't think I can answer any more questions about vampires."

    Kent Foster Mycologist

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