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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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'True Blood' Renewed

HBO announced that it is renewing the vampire drama True Blood for a fourth season. What do you think?

  • "Great, now I'll have to keep sleeping with that scumbag across the hall who has HBO."

    Danielle McGee Systems Analyst
  • "If only Béla Lugosi had lived to be 127, he'd be the biggest star in the world right now."

    Hugh Green Flagger
  • "I don't think I can answer any more questions about vampires."

    Kent Foster Mycologist

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