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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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'True Blood' Renewed

HBO announced that it is renewing the vampire drama True Blood for a fourth season. What do you think?

  • "Great, now I'll have to keep sleeping with that scumbag across the hall who has HBO."

    Danielle McGee Systems Analyst
  • "If only Béla Lugosi had lived to be 127, he'd be the biggest star in the world right now."

    Hugh Green Flagger
  • "I don't think I can answer any more questions about vampires."

    Kent Foster Mycologist

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