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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Trump Cancels Sleep Disorder Screenings For Truckers

The White House has rescinded a rule requiring truck drivers to be screened for obstructive sleep apnea, a condition which can cause sufferers to spontaneously fall asleep. What do you think?

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  • “This whole administration has been admirably open to hiring people who may not be suited for the job.”

    Joseph Doran Systems Analyst
  • “Perhaps I should reconsider my hobby of walking alongside highways at night.”

    Chris Stanton Field Recorder

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