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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Trump Duped By Fake Iranian Missile Launch

Officials say video of a supposed Iranian missile test last week, which prompted an angry tweet from President Trump, was actually footage from a failed launch last January. What do you think?

  • “That’s why you should always check snopes.com before ordering a counterstrike.”

    Dave Boozan Aluminum Trader
  • “It’s the president’s duty to protect America from all threats, both real and imagined.”

    Ryan Lordes Marathonist
  • “Yikes. That has to be pretty embarrassing for the country that elected him.”

    Amy Regan Jury Sequesterer

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