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Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Trump Quits The Apprentice

Donald Trump, host of the low-rated NBC television series The Apprentice, says he quit abruptly before the network could bump him from the schedule. What do you think?
  • "I can't knock a guy as successful as he is. The man single-handedly built an empire on nothing but a huge inheritance from his father."

    Wendy Halpern Systems Analyst
  • "Does this mean 'you're fired' can become public domain again? I haven't able to let go of any of my employees for almost three years."

    Remmick Seavey Horticulturist
  • "What? Quick, cancel my subscription to Trump Magazine and my order of Trump Steaks! Pull my kids out of Trump University! Dump out my bottle of Donald Trump: The Fragrance! Sell, sell, sell! Sell, sell, sell!"

    Todd Palmer Graphic Designer

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