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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Trump Team Fires Inauguration Announcer

Charlie Brotman, the 89-year-old announcer of every presidential inauguration since Eisenhower, has been replaced by Trump volunteer Steven Ray as a show of appreciation for his contributions to the campaign. What do you think?

  • “Swamp: drained.”

    Rory Martin Coatings Specialist
  • “I’m willing to see what new ideas an outsider can bring to this position.”

    Keesha Lambert Lectern Installer
  • “Having to announce the inauguration would be far more demoralizing.”

    Gil Hoffman Trampoline Packager
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