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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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TSA Removing Nude Body Scanners From Airports

The Transportation Security Administration will remove all backscatter scanners from U.S. airports following years of complaints from air passengers and privacy rights organizations about the virtually nude images the machines produce. What do you think?

  • “Now who’s going to look at me naked?”

    Jorge Ortega Control Room Operator
  • “And with that, air travel is now completely free of anything tedious, demeaning, or uncomfortable.”

    Maggie Maren Appellate Court Judge
  • “I’m willing to let TSA agents rely on their instincts and just imagine what I’m working with down there.”

    Ron Gordean Kiln Unloader

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