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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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TSA Removing Nude Body Scanners From Airports

The Transportation Security Administration will remove all backscatter scanners from U.S. airports following years of complaints from air passengers and privacy rights organizations about the virtually nude images the machines produce. What do you think?

  • “Now who’s going to look at me naked?”

    Jorge Ortega Control Room Operator
  • “And with that, air travel is now completely free of anything tedious, demeaning, or uncomfortable.”

    Maggie Maren Appellate Court Judge
  • “I’m willing to let TSA agents rely on their instincts and just imagine what I’m working with down there.”

    Ron Gordean Kiln Unloader

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