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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Tucson Shooter Switches Plea To 'Guilty'

After more than a year of being forcibly medicated, Jared Loughner, who is charged with killing six people and wounding 13 others, including recently retired Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, switched his plea from not guilty to guilty yesterday. What do you think?

  • “Oh, who even cares about him anymore? That was so many shootings ago.”

    Albie Sanger Starch Factory Laborer
  • “First he says he’s not guilty, and now he’s saying he is guilty? I’m beginning to think there’s something seriously wrong with this guy.”

    Isabella Mechoso Physical Therapy Aide
  • “I’m going to refrain from expressing any opinions until I hear what Nancy Grace has to yell about this.”

    Raymond Acker Poet
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