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Twin Cities To Host '08 RNC

Minneapolis has been chosen as the site for the 2008 Republican National Convention. What do you think?
  • "With all the stress it's under, I understand why the Republican Party would fly into the arms of a predominantly white and doughy comfort state."

    Larry Adamson
    Beer Distributor
  • "This is a genius move by the GOP. Screw my liberal values. There's no way I'm standing outside in Minnesota to protest."

    Rhona Bargeld
    Dermatologist
  • "This is the problem with Republicans: They plan two years in advance for a convention and two months in advance for a war."

    Mick Haney
    Garment Worker
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