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PHILADELPHIA—Noting that the vice presidential nominee had been launched nearly 100 feet into the air during his entrance into the Democratic National Convention Wednesday night, sources reported that the cannon at the back of the Wells Fargo Center had accidentally overshot Tim Kaine across the arena, sending him crashing to the stage several dozen feet beyond the erected safety net.

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Lone Superdelegate Voting For Martin O’Malley Feels Like Total Fucking Idiot

PHILADELPHIA—Sheepishly raising his hand to nominate the man who suspended his presidential campaign back in February, unpledged delegate Bob Shiefke told reporters Tuesday he felt like a “total fucking idiot” for being the only person at the Democratic National Convention voting for former Maryland governor Martin O’Malley.

Michelle Obama: ‘Well, There Are 8 Years Of My Life I’ll Never Get Back’

PHILADELPHIA—Her face fixed in an expression of apathetic detachment as she took the stage Monday night to raucous cheers and applause, First Lady Michelle Obama reportedly began her address to the Democratic National Convention by exhaling audibly and remarking that she would never get the past eight years of her life back.
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Twin Cities To Host '08 RNC

Minneapolis has been chosen as the site for the 2008 Republican National Convention. What do you think?
  • "With all the stress it's under, I understand why the Republican Party would fly into the arms of a predominantly white and doughy comfort state."

    Larry Adamson Beer Distributor
  • "This is a genius move by the GOP. Screw my liberal values. There's no way I'm standing outside in Minnesota to protest."

    Rhona Bargeld Dermatologist
  • "This is the problem with Republicans: They plan two years in advance for a convention and two months in advance for a war."

    Mick Haney Garment Worker

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