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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Twinkies Returning To Stores July 15

Emerging from bankruptcy under new ownership, snack food company Hostess announced that its iconic Twinkies will return to store shelves on July 15 with packages bearing the phrase “The Sweetest Comeback in the History of Ever.” What do you think?

  • “Things just keep looking up for America all the time!”

    Damian Lauter Lightning Rod Erector
  • “Time to bring my Twinkie the Kid impression back out of its holster.”

    Craig Sanderson Yardage Estimator
  • “The sweetest comeback? Have we forgotten Mickey Rourke?”

    Gladys Despotovich Makeup Artist

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