Twinkies Returning To Stores July 15

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Twinkies Returning To Stores July 15

Emerging from bankruptcy under new ownership, snack food company Hostess announced that its iconic Twinkies will return to store shelves on July 15 with packages bearing the phrase “The Sweetest Comeback in the History of Ever.” What do you think?

  • “Things just keep looking up for America all the time!”

    Damian Lauter
    Lightning Rod Erector
  • “Time to bring my Twinkie the Kid impression back out of its holster.”

    Craig Sanderson
    Yardage Estimator
  • “The sweetest comeback? Have we forgotten Mickey Rourke?”

    Gladys Despotovich
    Makeup Artist
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