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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Twitter Launches Anti-Troll Initiative

Twitter has announced the launch of an anti-trolling cybersafety committee to stem online abuse. What do you think?

  • “Nothing like falling stock prices to incentivize public safety.”

    Maude Garner Husky Breeder
  • “They’d do well to remember all the positive change that threatening to kill someone’s family has brought about.”

    Chris Zopolski Word Counter
  • “A whole committee? Jesus, I said I was sorry.”

    Grayson Pickett Bowling Journalist
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