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Twitter Launches Anti-Troll Initiative

Twitter has announced the launch of an anti-trolling cybersafety committee to stem online abuse. What do you think?

  • “Nothing like falling stock prices to incentivize public safety.”

    Maude Garner Husky Breeder
  • “They’d do well to remember all the positive change that threatening to kill someone’s family has brought about.”

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