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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Twitter Launches Anti-Troll Initiative

Twitter has announced the launch of an anti-trolling cybersafety committee to stem online abuse. What do you think?

  • “Nothing like falling stock prices to incentivize public safety.”

    Maude Garner Husky Breeder
  • “They’d do well to remember all the positive change that threatening to kill someone’s family has brought about.”

    Chris Zopolski Word Counter
  • “A whole committee? Jesus, I said I was sorry.”

    Grayson Pickett Bowling Journalist


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