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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Twitter Now Features Ads

For the first time since its inception in 2006, the social networking service Twitter is running advertisements. What do you think?

  • "This is terrible! Now Twitter will be overrun with all kinds of useless, annoying messages."

    Nick McDonald Roll Thread Operator
  • "I was wary at first, but Sabra hummus really is offering a great deal to anyone who searches the #IranProtest hashtag."

    Frank Thompson Autism Aid
  • "It's just as well to have something flashy to catch your eye while you're slogging your way through one of the posts."

    Megan Foley Inquiry Response Coordinator
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