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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Twitter Now Features Ads

For the first time since its inception in 2006, the social networking service Twitter is running advertisements. What do you think?

  • "This is terrible! Now Twitter will be overrun with all kinds of useless, annoying messages."

    Nick McDonald Roll Thread Operator
  • "I was wary at first, but Sabra hummus really is offering a great deal to anyone who searches the #IranProtest hashtag."

    Frank Thompson Autism Aid
  • "It's just as well to have something flashy to catch your eye while you're slogging your way through one of the posts."

    Megan Foley Inquiry Response Coordinator

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