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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Twitter Replaces ‘Retweet’ With ‘Share’

According to reports from users, the microblogging site Twitter quietly experimented this weekend with swapping the popular retweet function for a “share” button, a move that may be part of ongoing tests to make the site more engaging for users. What do you think?

  • “One day I’ll tell my grandkids about the crap Twitter pulled that one March weekend in ’14.”

    Grace Harper Library Book Unloader
  • “Oh, come on. I finally just learned what a retweet is, and now I gotta try and figure out what this other word they just made up means?”

    Dan Weisel Laundry Machine Repairer
  • “How dare they try to run their company how they see fit.”

    Andrew Greene Land Surveyor
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