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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Twitter Replaces ‘Retweet’ With ‘Share’

According to reports from users, the microblogging site Twitter quietly experimented this weekend with swapping the popular retweet function for a “share” button, a move that may be part of ongoing tests to make the site more engaging for users. What do you think?

  • “One day I’ll tell my grandkids about the crap Twitter pulled that one March weekend in ’14.”

    Grace Harper Library Book Unloader
  • “Oh, come on. I finally just learned what a retweet is, and now I gotta try and figure out what this other word they just made up means?”

    Dan Weisel Laundry Machine Repairer
  • “How dare they try to run their company how they see fit.”

    Andrew Greene Land Surveyor

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