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Twitter Replaces ‘Retweet’ With ‘Share’

According to reports from users, the microblogging site Twitter quietly experimented this weekend with swapping the popular retweet function for a “share” button, a move that may be part of ongoing tests to make the site more engaging for users. What do you think?

  • “One day I’ll tell my grandkids about the crap Twitter pulled that one March weekend in ’14.”

    Grace Harper
    Library Book Unloader
  • “Oh, come on. I finally just learned what a retweet is, and now I gotta try and figure out what this other word they just made up means?”

    Dan Weisel
    Laundry Machine Repairer
  • “How dare they try to run their company how they see fit.”

    Andrew Greene
    Land Surveyor

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