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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Two Kinds Of Humans

British evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry claims that the human race may split into two sub-species in the next 100,000 years. What do you think?
  • "Well, I hope my descendents end up in the elite class, or in the roving pack of disobedient workers that live in the sewers and feed on the attractive."

    Aaron Knudsen Soccer Coach
  • "This is just like that movie The Time Machine. Wait, no, Revenge of the Nerds."

    Gary Curry Linguist
  • "Personally, I'm still pissed that we lost the vestigial tail."

    Dannie Clarson Life Coach

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