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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Two Kinds Of Humans

British evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry claims that the human race may split into two sub-species in the next 100,000 years. What do you think?
  • "Well, I hope my descendents end up in the elite class, or in the roving pack of disobedient workers that live in the sewers and feed on the attractive."

    Aaron Knudsen Soccer Coach
  • "This is just like that movie The Time Machine. Wait, no, Revenge of the Nerds."

    Gary Curry Linguist
  • "Personally, I'm still pissed that we lost the vestigial tail."

    Dannie Clarson Life Coach
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