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O.J. Confession Book Cancelled

After stirring up a cloud of controversy, Fox and ReganBooks parent company News Corp cancelled both publication of the O.J. Simpson book If I Did...

Male Birth-Control Pill

Scientists are reportedly close to perfecting a birth-control pill for men that will stop the development of sperm. What do you think?

Web Hits 100 Million Sites

According to Internet-monitoring company Netcraft, there are now 100 million websites with unique domain names. What do you think?

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Fixed World Series Heralds First-Ever Moment of Excitement In Baseball
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Two Kinds Of Humans

British evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry claims that the human race may split into two sub-species in the next 100,000 years. What do you think?
  • "Well, I hope my descendents end up in the elite class, or in the roving pack of disobedient workers that live in the sewers and feed on the attractive."

    Aaron Knudsen
    Soccer Coach
  • "This is just like that movie The Time Machine. Wait, no, Revenge of the Nerds."

    Gary Curry
    Linguist
  • "Personally, I'm still pissed that we lost the vestigial tail."

    Dannie Clarson
    Life Coach
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