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Tylenol No Better Than Sugar Pills For Helping Back Pain

A new study has found that Tylenol is no more effective for treating back pain than placebo sugar pills. What do you think?

  • “An optimist would say that this study found sugar pills work just as great as Tylenol.”

    Kevin Springer
    Soup Ladler
  • “I hope the medical skeptic crowd responds to these findings with their usual scientific literacy and sense of proportion.”

    Bernard Horst
    Systems Analyst
  • “You mean the cure for back pain was inside me all along?”

    Jessica Jacobs
    Porcelain Doll Collector

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