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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Uber Pressured To Allow Tipping

New York City’s Independent Drivers Guild might soon require Uber to include a tipping option, as it could amount to $300 million in added earnings for drivers each year. What do you think?

  • “Stop! You’re stifling innovation!”

    Nolan Perry Systems Analyst
  • “If Uber forces me to hit even one extra button throughout my ride, I’m deleting the app.”

    Angelika Wagner Avocado Pitter
  • “Uber drivers are crazy if they expect a tip on top of the doggy bag of pizza I leave in their backseat by mistake.”

    Rusty Baker Unemployed

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