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Uday And Qusay On Display

Last week, the U.S. military defended its decision to place the bodies of Saddam Hussein's sons on display. What do you think?
  • "I can think of no better way to win opposing Iraqi hearts and minds than by showing them some opposing Iraqis' actual hearts and minds."

    Patrick Herron
    Computer Specialist
  • So, we've got Uday and Qusay. Now, how about the eapons-way of ass-may estruction-day?

    Darcie Windham
    Activity Director
  • "Now the Iraqis will love us, like they were supposed to in the first place."

    Juan Russ
    Station Engineer
  • "My heart goes out to Saddam. I can't imagine what it's like to lose even one, much less two evil henchmen."

    Marty Felder
    Bus Driver
  • "Raise the heads on gilded poles! Roast the fatted calf! We need a rousing song--summon Toby Keith!"

    Terrance Fleck
    Histopathologist
  • "Super. Now, let's show those bodies to the economy and our problems are over."

    Alisa Overstreet
    Systems Analyst
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