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Louvre Curators Hurry To Display Ugly Van Gogh Donor Gave Them Before Surprise Visit

PARIS—After retrieving the eyesore from amid a clutter of unused display cases and movable stanchions in the back of the facility’s basement where it had been stowed ever since the museum received it, curators at the Louvre hurried to display an ugly Vincent van Gogh painting before the artwork’s donor made a surprise visit to the museum Friday.

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RAQQA, SYRIA—Admitting that the recently arrived jihadist’s disturbing behavior was becoming a serious cause for concern, several ISIS members told reporters Friday they were starting to worry that new recruit Said Hassad was a huge psycho.
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Uday And Qusay On Display

Last week, the U.S. military defended its decision to place the bodies of Saddam Hussein's sons on display. What do you think?
  • "I can think of no better way to win opposing Iraqi hearts and minds than by showing them some opposing Iraqis' actual hearts and minds."

    Patrick Herron Computer Specialist
  • So, we've got Uday and Qusay. Now, how about the eapons-way of ass-may estruction-day?

    Darcie Windham Activity Director
  • "Now the Iraqis will love us, like they were supposed to in the first place."

    Juan Russ Station Engineer
  • "My heart goes out to Saddam. I can't imagine what it's like to lose even one, much less two evil henchmen."

    Marty Felder Bus Driver
  • "Raise the heads on gilded poles! Roast the fatted calf! We need a rousing song--summon Toby Keith!"

    Terrance Fleck Histopathologist
  • "Super. Now, let's show those bodies to the economy and our problems are over."

    Alisa Overstreet Systems Analyst

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