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U.K. Seeks Early Election Before Brexit

Less than halfway through the government’s current term, British Prime Minister Theresa May has called for an early election to gain strength in upcoming Brexit talks, explaining that “The country is coming together, but Westminster is not.” What do you think?

  • “I like a visit to my polling place as much as the next person, but this is ridiculous.”

    Debbie Pashkin Brewery Custodian
  • “They could learn a thing or two from the American system in which you’re stuck with your choices until they kill you.”

    Seymour Langham Meat Marinater
  • “If there’s one way to ensure unity, it’s an election.”

    Simon Ludlow Tuber Peeler

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