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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Ultra-HD "4K" Televisions Replacing 3D TVs In Stores

Five years after the industry touted 3D TVs as the future of home entertainment, manufacturers at Monday’s International Consumer Electronics Show announced that they are phasing out their 3D TV lineups in favor of Ultra-HD “4K" televisions capable of showing video at four times the pixel resolution of standard HDTVs. What do you think?

  • “I was just saying how the image on my crystal clear 60-inch, high-definition television isn’t sharp enough.”

    Kevin McCreary Independent Trader
  • "They really expect me to go back to watching Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole in 2D?"

    Rachel LeClair Grand Piano Tuner
  • “3D, 4K, what’s next? A higher number followed by a different letter? I bet that would be pretty cool.”

    Dustin Milburn Label Remover
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