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Ultra-HD "4K" Televisions Replacing 3D TVs In Stores

Five years after the industry touted 3D TVs as the future of home entertainment, manufacturers at Monday’s International Consumer Electronics Show announced that they are phasing out their 3D TV lineups in favor of Ultra-HD “4K" televisions capable of showing video at four times the pixel resolution of standard HDTVs. What do you think?

  • “I was just saying how the image on my crystal clear 60-inch, high-definition television isn’t sharp enough.”

    Kevin McCreary Independent Trader
  • "They really expect me to go back to watching Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole in 2D?"

    Rachel LeClair Grand Piano Tuner
  • “3D, 4K, what’s next? A higher number followed by a different letter? I bet that would be pretty cool.”

    Dustin Milburn Label Remover


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