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How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Umbilical Cord Could Repair Memory

A protein compound found in human umbilical cords was recently shown to rejuvenate the brain function of aging mice. What do you think?

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