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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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U.N. Appoints First Ambassador To Aliens

Malaysian astrophysicist Mazlan Othman has been designated as the first person extraterrestrial aliens will have contact with, should they exist and visit. What do you think?

  • "In the past, the aliens had to take themselves out to Red Robin, and that is just unacceptable."

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  • "We already beamed out naked drawings of ourselves years ago. Shouldn't we wait until we get their pictures before talking more?"

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  • "What makes us so sure the aliens will visit Malaysia first? Discover British Columbia: 'You gotta be here.'"

    Kevin Steineckert British Columbia Tourism Spokesperson
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