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UN Taking Guns?

The NRA is telling its members that the United Nations wants to take guns from American citizens on July 4th. What do you think?
  • "Has the NRA been paying attention at all? The UN can't make anybody do anything."

    Ben Billings Cable Installer
  • "The NRA is just trying to rile up its members—you know, inject a little enthusiasm into an otherwise placid and contemplative group of people."

    Catherine Weygandt Lifeguard
  • "If the UN has a better way to keep my neighbor's dog off my lawn, I'd love to hear it."

    Tim Benson Cake Decorator

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