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UN To U.S.: Close Gitmo

  • "The UN should stick to doing what it does best: providing a second career for celebrities who are dead inside."

    Anna Sjogren
    Cabinetmaker
  • "And risk not getting the valuable information when a prisoner cracks in his eighth year of incarceration? Forget it."

    David Hyde
    Consignment Store Clerk
  • "The UN? I didn't know those guys were still around!"

    Jonathan Kroft
    Pool Cleaner

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