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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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U.N. Urges Circumcision To Fight HIV

Citing studies that say that circumcision can cut the chances of contracting HIV by up to 60 percent, United Nations health agencies are urging heterosexual males to undergo the procedure. What do you think?
  • "I don't like it. Governments should stick to telling women what to do with their bodies."

    Raymond DeShaw Baggage Porter
  • "Let's hope that Africans are more adept at outpatient surgery than they are at handling condoms."

    Lisa Ishikowa Systems Analyst
  • "Unfortunately I have already been circumcised. Is there any benefit in cutting off even more of my penis?"

    Robert Galloway Loan Officer
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