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Entire Broncos Organization Announces Retirement After Super Bowl Win

‘There’s Nothing Better Than Going Out On Top,’ Says Every Denver Player, Coach, Executive, Trainer, Office Administrator, Janitor

SANTA CLARA, CA—Following the team’s 24-10 victory over the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50, every single member of the Denver Broncos organization officially announced their retirement Sunday.

Family, Friends Concerned After Peyton Manning Wanders Away From Pocket

SANTA CLARA, CA—Admitting to being “worried sick” after realizing he had suddenly disappeared in the middle of a play, family and friends of Peyton Manning grew incredibly concerned Sunday after the veteran Denver Broncos quarterback wandered away from the pocket during the first quarter of Super Bowl 50, sources confirmed.
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Unemployed Face Job Discrimination

More and more companies are requiring job applicants to already have a job. What do you think?

  • "Makes sense to me. At my all-you-can-eat restaurant, we require you to show up full."

    Colin Wierzbowski
    Restaurateur
  • "As the head of a company myself, yes, I'd prefer that applicants already have jobs. Either that, or no work experience, an Ivy League diploma, and an entitled, overly confident attitude."

    Wendy Van Leuwen
    CEO
  • "And here I thought the trouble was me being a disabled, sixty-year-old black man."

    Rufus Lydecker
    Unemployed

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