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DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Unemployed Face Job Discrimination

More and more companies are requiring job applicants to already have a job. What do you think?

  • "Makes sense to me. At my all-you-can-eat restaurant, we require you to show up full."

    Colin Wierzbowski Restaurateur
  • "As the head of a company myself, yes, I'd prefer that applicants already have jobs. Either that, or no work experience, an Ivy League diploma, and an entitled, overly confident attitude."

    Wendy Van Leuwen CEO
  • "And here I thought the trouble was me being a disabled, sixty-year-old black man."

    Rufus Lydecker Unemployed
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