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With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Union Supporters Throng Michigan Capitol

In what may be the largest demonstration ever held at the Michigan Capitol, labor supporters protested the Republican-controlled legislature’s passage of a right-to-work bill, which would bar mandatory union enrollment in a state famous for its auto factories. What do you think?

  • “Why don’t these people quit their whining and get back to work looking for a job?”

    Zachary Boyum Leather Softener
  • “Reminds me of the ’60s all over again, what with everyone protesting things I don’t understand.”

    Cy Minor Music Critic
  • “I hope Michael Moore remembers to layer up. It’s cold out.”

    Beth Prescott Unemployed

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