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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.
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Union Supporters Throng Michigan Capitol

In what may be the largest demonstration ever held at the Michigan Capitol, labor supporters protested the Republican-controlled legislature’s passage of a right-to-work bill, which would bar mandatory union enrollment in a state famous for its auto factories. What do you think?

  • “Why don’t these people quit their whining and get back to work looking for a job?”

    Zachary Boyum Leather Softener
  • “Reminds me of the ’60s all over again, what with everyone protesting things I don’t understand.”

    Cy Minor Music Critic
  • “I hope Michael Moore remembers to layer up. It’s cold out.”

    Beth Prescott Unemployed

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