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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Union Supporters Throng Michigan Capitol

In what may be the largest demonstration ever held at the Michigan Capitol, labor supporters protested the Republican-controlled legislature’s passage of a right-to-work bill, which would bar mandatory union enrollment in a state famous for its auto factories. What do you think?

  • “Why don’t these people quit their whining and get back to work looking for a job?”

    Zachary Boyum Leather Softener
  • “Reminds me of the ’60s all over again, what with everyone protesting things I don’t understand.”

    Cy Minor Music Critic
  • “I hope Michael Moore remembers to layer up. It’s cold out.”

    Beth Prescott Unemployed
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